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Important Berlin Politician: "Our people are demanding digitalization and they are demanding it now! How do I fix this for the next election?"

IT Expert: "Well as you already know from the last twenty years of reports on this, a proper conversion of Berlin government and its bureaucratic processes, exquisitely refined over the last 150 years since the time of Bismarck, will require ten years and 2 billion euros"

Politician: "I don't have the time or money for that! I got an election in three years to worry about. What can you do for 75 million in two years?"

IT Expert: "Well we can give you something that credibly claims that you digitized government but wastes more of everyone's time than if you had just left everything alone. Plus it will be ridden with Datenschutz problems...."

Politician: "No one important cares about Datenschutz! What's the worst that can happen? Just go ahead and do it."

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Smoking should be banned from restaurants outdoors as well. People can get up stay a few meters away and smoke their cigarettes then come back to their table!

That's what I used to do when I was smoking. It didn't cost much.

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