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Andrew Bulkeley's avatar

I, for one, hope Jesus gets into Berghain so that it's only a certain trillionaire who was denied.

Maria Valatkaite's avatar

Isn’t there some bible quote for this? “It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of techno.” (Paraphrased)

Andrew Bulkeley's avatar

I mean, that's how I always read it. It's like Leviticus 10:1 or Avici 6:19.

Maurice Frank's avatar

I think that's accurate.

Sarah's avatar

I saw what I'm pretty sure were Christian missionaries going door-to-door on my street in Fhain! Based off of the outfits of the 2 young men, it really gave me Mormon missionary vibes... Haven't seen that since living in the US!

The Berlin Companion's avatar

We had them in Kreuzberg once: I asked them, if they wanted a beer or partake of a joint. That did it.

Marc Parker-Yates's avatar

I was walking past Warschauer Straße ubahn one evening recently and, where there is usually a musician or a band playing for tips, there was a large group of maybe 100 people singing Christian songs (auf Englisch) with their hands in the air.

Maurice Frank's avatar

Is Jesus going viral in Berlin?

Kurt's avatar

Fuck me, not the retarded usa brand of evangelicals bringing their bullshit here. When they are enough, they start to meddling in politics and voting the most right wing deranged morons they can find. I see that in South America, the actual ultra right wing governments just elected, are all thanks to the usa brand evangelicals vote

Kurt's avatar

We called it “operation Condor 2, electric Boogaloo”

The Berlin Companion's avatar

There is always a young man (different one) preaching on the side of Berolinahaus on Alex. Honestly, I never know if I should throw my bet can at him or give him a motherly hug. It being Berlin, both at once could be possible.

Carles's avatar

I've also noticed the increase in people trying to spread the lord's word. I got pretty much the same comment from a young lady a few weeks ago when I was in a supermarket in P-Berg.

Yessica Klein's avatar

In Lichtenberg, there's a car with childish drawings and the word JESUS painted on the bonnet and on the roof. I believe its owner is the dude who walks in the middle of the road with the "Ich <3 Jesus" flag and the Christian hymns speakers

Maurice Frank's avatar

Definitely something going on here.

Maurice Frank's avatar

Saw a billboard for Bibel.tv just today

The Berlin Companion's avatar

Those 17-year-old franchise virgins are my twins. Bless them. Democracy is coming for them at last!